Well well well. A blog. Gosh.

What should I do with it? Something nefarious, no doubt. Subversive. Possibly tedious.

Scratch that. Definitely tedious. Truth be told, i'm bored already.

I suppose I should use the first entry to explain why i'm doing all this. To let you all in on the grand master plan. So I won't. You'll just have to read along and find out for yourself. Now, some of you migt say that this looks as though I don't have a plan. And you'd be wrong. I do, I just don't wish to disclose it right now. You'll have to come along for the ride. Keep your eyes peeled: there may be cake.