1. People from Melbourne hate being referred to as 'convicts'.
2. There sure are a lot of ugly people in Melbourne.
3. Never refer to Melbourne as 'The Foul Eastern Reaches Of The Empire'.
4. Box Hill contains no boxes.
5. Sit in the back of taxis. Trying to get in the front door will result in A Look being given.
7. Do not read a book about plane crashes whilst on a plane. While I didn't even think it out of the ordinary, the girl next to me became somewhat agitated.
8. Souvlaki = Yiros. And bad yiros at that.
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