Wednesday, February 07, 2007

From The Archives

Return Of The Jedi: The Lost Scripts
Darth Vader has arrived on the new Death Star to check it's construction.
Admiral Piett: My men are working as fast as they can, Lord Vader.
Darth Vader: The Emperor does not want to hear excuses, Admiral Piett.
AP: But my lord, he asks the impossible.
DV: Tell him when he arrives.
AP: The Emperor is coming here?
DV: He wishes to inspect the construction personally.
AP: We shall double our efforts!
DV: I hope so, Admiral, for your sake.
(pause)
AP: Cor. Will he be bringing Mara Jade?
DV: No. Although the existence of her character was later backdated by the Timothy Zahn novels, at this point in the chronology she does not exist.

AP: Shame.
DV: Quite. Oh, and sprinkle around some dead Bothans. He seems to like that.

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