Friday, October 24, 2008

The Worst Love Stories Ever.

The Worst Love Stories Ever.

It is uncanny how many heartwarming, family films can be turned into utterly disgusting b-movies simply be the addition of "A Love Story" at the end of their title. And a colon.

Observe -

Smokey and the Bandit: A Love Story
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man: A Love Story
Pat Garret and Billy The Kid: A Love Story
The Three Stooges Meet Snow White: A Love Story
Patton: A Love Story
Milo and Otis: A Love Story
Jason and the Argonauts: A Love Story.

Come to think of it, that last one is not too wide of the mark. Randy little sods.

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