Saturday, March 14, 2009

The Credible Hulk

"Don't make me pedantic.
You wouldn't like me when i'm pedantic."

Dr David Banner, librarian, grammarist, searching for a way to tap into the hidden literacy that all humans have. One night, working alone in his lab he is subjected to an accidental overdose of grammar radiation. Now, whenever Dr Banner hears incorrect usage of the English language a startling transformation occurs. The creature is driven by pedantry, and pursued by an investigative reporter. The creature is wanted for a dangling participle it did not commit. David Banner is believed to be dead, and must let the world believe that he is dead until he can learn to quell the raging beast that resides within him.

He is: The Credible Hulk.

1 comment:

Chris Lewis said...

The technical term is 'gramarian'.