And so it came to pass in the house of Doobie/Slim that Goodtime Slim didst awaken one morning, lo, and he didst remove himself hence to the loungeroom where he did espy Captain Doobie peering intently through an empty toilet roll.
"What the fuck are you doing now?" He didst spake.
And verily didst Captain Doobie reply, "This is my dickhead telescope."
And Goodtime Slim was filled not with mirth but with great sadness, and he did say unto Captain Doobie, "For fuck's sake."
Whereupon Captain Doobie didst commence to peer upon the countenance of Goodtime Slim, announcing "Yes! It's working perfectly!"
And it came to pass that Goodtime Slim waxed wroth and took the Dickhead Telescope from Captain Doobie, peering through it himself unto the other's visage, declaring, "Yes, it fucking is, isn't it?"
Here endeth the lesson. Amen.
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