Sunday, May 30, 2010

A Poem Explaining Why I Now HATE GERMANS.

I hate Germans,
Because I am an Australian Formula 1 fan,
and Vettel just crashed into Webber,
Losing him first place and bumping him to third which,
although still enabled him to retain the lead in the championship over Button,
was still nothing less than you'd expect,
from a country who couldn't even hold onto Tobruk,
(shithole that it is)
we taught you once,
you sausage-sucking squareheads,
and if you think we'll be afraid to again,
you're bloody dreaming,
may all your chooks turn into emus,
and kick your dunny doors in.

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