Random Doobings

"Oh my God!" cried Goodtime Slim, immediately sitting in the dead centre of the dinghy, "That crocodile just ate our tour guide!"

"Crikey!"* yelled Captain Doobie, peering over the side, "I wonder where it went."
"Who cares? Just help me row ashore. And don't hang over the side of the boat!"
"Pfft. Why not?"
"BECAUSE THERE ARE CROCODILES ATTACKING PEOPLE!!!!!"
"Only one. And he's harmless now."
"What? How?"
"Well," explained Captain Doobie, "He's an amphibian, isn't he?"
"SO?"
"He's just eaten. It's going to be an hour before he can come back out of the water."

*Steve Irwin died for that joke. Laugh, damn you.