I'm reliably informed that the latest internet phenomenon sweeping the superhighway is that of the Chuck Norris Joke. As I see it the premise is simple: make a bold statement claiming that Chuck Norris can do something impossible. As such, here goes:
Chuck Norris was once defecated on by a roc.
Chuck Norris (a male with no female sexual organs) mensturates.
When Chuck Norris was a Daimyo in Tokugawa-era Japan he did not adhere to the Shogun's mandate of Sankin-Kotai. Despite this he was not ritually disembowelled and his lands were not confiscated by the Shogunate.
Chuck Norris has never caught the pocket of his slacks on the doorknob of a cabinet.
Chuck Norris always leaves the toilet seat down and checks that there is a full roll of toilet paper under the skirt of the doll on the windowsill. If there is not, he changes it.
Chuck Norris once watched one of his own movies.
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