Thursday, February 19, 2009

New Novel Ideas

White Line Nightmares: After the apocalypse, entire population of the world are zombies, except the vampires. The vampires are starving due to lack of good eating in zombies, so fight each other over the last few remaining blood-cows (humans). Focus on hero-vampire driving through the outback in an 18-wheeler petrol tanker full of blood, ala Mad Max 2. Unsure whether autogyros will be involved at this point.

Mr Flopsy Has An Adventure: The ancient greek tale of Ulysses, retold using a group of suburban cats who get accidentally taken across town in a delivery van. Note: cats do not wear waistcoats and/or hats.

Dashed Odd People In The Earlies: In 1850's British India, Colonel and regiment anschluss a northern maharaja only to find thuggees and the cult of Kali operating on their patch. They begin to eradicate them, only to discover that the whole thing is a cover for the return of Yog Sothoth.

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