This morning, whilst buying a healthy breakfast of chocolate and Coke* from my local shop, I saw a sign out congratulating 2 people (presumably connected with the shop in some way) on the birth of their new baby. Nothing wrong with that, is there? Yes, there is, when the baby's name is, apparently: Jaxon. Jaxon???? Is his (her?) middle name 'Fyve'? Sheesh. Some people are schmucks.
*'Coke' is a registered trademark of the Coca-Cola Corporation of Atlanta, GA. The author's use of the term does not serve as an endorsement or disparagement of their fine product.
Even if it is part of his own special Breakfast of Champions**.
**'Breakfast of Champions' is a registered trademark of General Mills Inc. The author's use of the term does not serve as an endorsement or disparagement of their fine product. Chewie is my Co-pilot***.
***Fuck off George Lucas.
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