Rubber Soul

The Advertiser today claims that the McCartney-Mills divorce will be "the ugliest ever." This suprises me, as I wouldn't have thought that Heather Mills would have a leg to stand on.*


*some people may see this as a cruel joke about a poor crippled woman. However I would remind you that according to the guidelines of the WTO, by having an artificial leg Ms Mills is technically a pirate (that's why there are so many pirates in south-east asia: landmines). If Ms Mills wishes to take exception with the above she can do so in the usual pirate manner, and pass me the black spot. Arr.