Tuesday, October 31, 2006

A Public Safety Announcement

Today is Hallowe'en, and we all know what that means: dressing up. Now, i'm as liberal-minded as the next man, but when I see a man in a dress I feel a bit uncomfortable. Fun is fun, but enough is enough. We've all done it, i'm sure, but for most men trying on your wife's frock in the confines of your own home while she's out shopping is just a normal part of life. Unfortunately, some people don't know where to stop. The point has been exacerbated by the actions of our legislature. These actions have given it a mystique. It is now, in some quarters, 'cool'. Gangs of befrocked teens can now be seen roaming the streets late at night, deliberately flouting the law in sequinned off-the-shoulder numbers and heels. This madness has to stop.

Transvestitism: it's not clever and it's not funny.

1 comment:

M J Meakins said...

Agreed - modern society's permissiveness when it comes to such things does no favours to we men who have secret female identical twins for whom we do all the clothes shopping. Suuuure, says the look in the shop assistant's eyes when we're purchasing a delightful silk pants suit for her, with matching chiffon scarf and perhaps some sophisticated suede pumps... yes, we have the same foot size too, just punch it up and stop giving me that look...