DC's Mailbag

Dear Mr White,

Recently I was shocked and apalled by an article appearing on your so-called 'blog', pertaining to a man who wipes his arse on cats. I find this behaviour morally reprehensible and completely indefensible for a rational human being. When oh when oh when will standards on the internet rise? You are obviously a very sad excuse for a human being whose right to live is lower than that of a weasel. I demand that you remove this article immediately or I for one will not be reading this excremental excuse for journalism again. You are sick, sir, very sick, and I would only hope that you will seek treatment for your many obvious degradations. I can only assume that you will never have children and I am heartily thankful for that, as are the rest of the as-yet unborn generations.

Yours,

Mum.

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