Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Story #3

Story #3

It exploded (not much at first, only a trifle) then it exploded a bit more, until finally it went properly explody and people nearby got all caked in it.

Captain Doobie was not apologetic. "Well, I did warn you all," he told the assembled crowd.
"Yes, you did," replied Goodtime Slim rather testily, "but when you said 'er, the mix might get a little excited', we didn't think you meant that it would completely blow up."

In lieu of answering Captain Doobie moodily poked the remaining mixture with the wooden spoon.
"And another thing," continued Goodtime Slim, "exactly how do you manage to blow up play dough?"

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