"So let me get this straight," Goodtime Slim told Captain Doobie, "it turns out that your grandmother was incredibly rich?"
"That's right."
"But she was also certifiably insane."
"Yup."
Goodtime Slim pondered this. "You know, technically that makes her a supervillain," he said.
This time it was Captain Doobie's turn to think and eager to show that he was up to the task, he ploughed right in. "Wow," he said, "I suppose she was. Who knows, she might have gone around wearing a stupid costume and trying to kill Jesus."
Goodtime Slim sighed. "We've had this conversation before," he said wearily, "Jesus was not a superhero."
"Pig's arse he wasn't! He could fly and everything!"
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