Things Willis May Have Been Talkin' 'Bout.

1. The time Mr Drummond tore off his false moustache in front of the slapper he'd picked up in a bar.
2. The time Arnold shaved his head to look like Mr T.
3. The kickass Cleopatra Jones-style bodyguard that Mr Drummond once hired.
4. The time that he and Arnold pimped it up and their friends from Harlem got the shits.
5. Pearl.
6. Adelaide.
7. Mrs Garrett.
8. The frankly rather tiresome crossover episodes with Mclean Stevenson's stupid sitcom family.
9. The time that Dudley almost got rooted by the guy who owned the bike shop.
10. Kimberley in a bikini.