"Right!" cried Captain Doobie, leaping forward, "we'll soon get to the bottom of this!"
While Goodtime Slim pinned the old man's hands securely to his side, Captain Doobie peeled off the latex mask to reveal none other than...
"Adolf Hitler!" both men cried in unison.
"Correct!" roared the Fuhrer, "I'm back!"
"Crikey," commented Captain Doobie, "it must have been a long road back, what with the Russians and escaping to South America and getting punched in the cock and all."
"What?" queried the nasty little man with the stupid moustache, "I conquered all of Europe, but I never got punched in the cock."
"Oh, sorry," replied Captain Doobie, punching him in the cock, "forgot."
The small figure writhed on the floor. "And that," Captain Doobie told him, "was for the Jews, and World War Two, and...and...and well, just bloody everything!"
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