Sunday, January 18, 2009

A Tip-off...

Jimmy Carter's bicycle has been stolen from a sports centre in Atlanta, Georgia. However, as horrific as this may be, this is not the first time something similar has happened to President Carter.
During the last days of the Carter Presidency, if I recall correctly, the Presidential Limo made an emergency stop in the small Georgia hamlet of Hazzard, so that the driver could have a jimmy riddle. Whilst the limo was stopped at the Boar's Nest, an inhabitant of Hazzard, one 'Cooter' was seen making off with the car, which then took 45mins (plus ads) to retrieve.
'Cooter' then went on to become a United States Senator, but has since retired. If I were the FBI or the Department of Homeland Security or whoever is searching for the Carter Bicycle, i'd be checking the barn out on the old Duke farm, just quietly.

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