Random Doobings

"Papa."
"Grumpy."
"Um. Sporty."
"Smurfette."
"Sassette."
"Ooh. Brainy."
"Vanity."
One rainy afternoon, Captain Doobie and Goodtime Slim were entertaining themselves by having a contest to see how many smurfs they could name. Goodtime Slim, the last to speak felt (somewhat justifiably) that he had just won, and he waited eagerly for Captain Doobie's reply.

"Chachi."
"Aha!" Goodtime Slim cried, leaping out of his chair and pointing, "got you! Chachi wasn't a smurf."
Captain Doobie looked hurt. "Yes he was."
"No he wasn't. That was Happy Days."
"No," replied Captain Doobie seriously, "they weren't all happy days. Remember that time that Richie lost all his money to Gargamel and Papa Smurf (Tom Bosley) had to go and get it back?"

Faced with this blatant cross-mojonation of pop-culture references Goodtime Slim's head exploded, and he had to have a cup of tea and a lie down.