That's right: the hoopla about there being plans to build an atom bomb on the internet were quite real, I assure you. What's more, they can be found right here.
1. First, gather together a great many atoms. Uranium atoms are best, but if you have any spare plutonium or deuterium lying about the house this will do in a pinch. At this stage your atoms will be in a big fudgy mess a bit like play dough that glows in the dark.
2. Next you will need to build a very large complex in the Nevada Desert known as The Manhattan Project. This may take some time, so here's one I prepared earlier.
3. The next step, aparrently, is to find a dragon and tickle it. To be honest I suspect this bit might be made up. But i'm sure it's all very scientific.
4. For the final step you will need a Boeing B-29 Superfortress. These can be expensive to buy and if you're going to build one yourself get a big person to help you with the welding.
Congratulations! You now have your very own atom bomb with which to subjugate the nations of Earth into your new world order (except for everyone else who also has one).
DC's tip: It might be best if after you drop the bomb you could come up with a mournful saying quoted from ancient Vedic texts to show that in a split second you've changed your mind and now regret your life's work. Extra points will be awarded if this quote is later incorporated into a semi-religious ceremony involving Minbari on Babylon 5.
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