Dear Rudolph,
It has been brought to the attention of the North Pole Sporting and Recreation Committee Board of Enquiry that a urine sample returned by you after a recent game of Hoofball contained substantial amounts of phosphorous. As I believe you are well aware phosphorous is listed as a banned substance by the IOC.
As such, as a representative of the North Pole Sporting and Recreation Committee I must inform you that you are hereby banned from participating in any future Reindeer Games.
The board's decision is final and no appeal may be entered into.
Yours,
Dasher
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