Congratulations, and welcome to the Moustache Of The Month Club (TM).
Membership of the Moustache Of The Month Club is extremely excusive and limited to only 200 persons per year. If you are reading this you will have most likely been on our waiting list for some time. Now however, I am pleased to announce that your wait is over.
Membership of the Moustache Of The Month Club entitles it's members to twelve monthly periodicals. Chiefly these periodicals will contain the precise instructions on growing the month's favoured facial hair. These instructions have been carefully crafted over many years by our trained team of experts. In addition the periodical also includes feedback, a Club forum and currently an in-depth series of articles on moustaches in popular fiction. Of course, our Burt Reynolds spotting contest continues unabated.
Thank you for taking the time to cultivate an interest in moustaches and, hopefully, one day cultivate your own. From the beginner to the master moustachier, the Moustache Of The Month Club caters to all comers.
Happy Growing!
Mr Goodtime Slim,
President,
Moustache Of The Month Club Australasia PTY LTD
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