Friday, September 05, 2008

Random Doobings

Random Doobings

The president of the Rotary Club looked sharply through his bifocals at the interruption.
"Kindly shut up!" he thundered down the meeting room table, shaking the portrait of the Queen hanging on the wall.
"No, I will not!" replied Captain Doobie, "I have something to say!"
"Oh really?" replied the president sarcastically, "Tell me, what exactly do you have to bring to the table, other than a face like a smacked arse and a cavalier attitude towards personal hygiene?"

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