Friday, March 30, 2007

Random Doobings

"Thank you Professor Hawkings for that wonderful lecture that finally links Black Holes, String Theory and a General Theory of Everything. Before we award you The Best Nobel Prize Ever, I would like to invite questions from the assembly. Does anyone have a question for Professor Hawkings? Yes, you, the chap in the fringe jacket and Mr T t-shirt."

"My cat's arse tastes like cat shit. Is that normal?"

1 comment:

M J Meakins said...

So?? What did Hawking say? Is it normal? I once asked the same thing of Quentin Crisp during one of his talks on manners, but was thrown out.