You might be a bogan Jedi if.

…your lightsaber came from K-mart.
…your X-wing has mags and a stick on hood scoop.
…you bought a Holden robe when you went to the podracing on Malastaire.
…your X-wing has more than 4 McDonalds bags on the floor.
…you use your Artoo unit to open your Woodstock & Coke.
…you wear special Jedi trackies.
…you use the force to cultivate a Boonie.
…your snowspeeder is up on blocks in your front yard.
…you have to face Darth Vader to find out who your father is.