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Firefighters are still baffled as to how local resident Captain Doobie managed to lock himself inside his own refrigerator.
Units from the Flaxmill Rd Fire Station were called to Mr Doobie's residence on Tuesday after Capt. Doobie's housemate, Goodtime Slim, returned home to find him wedged between the margarine and half a plate of spam. Capt. Doobie was founf to be in a state of perfect hibernation and was later revived at Noarlunga Hospital.
Mr Slim stated in a press release that he had left Captain Doobie alone that morning whilst he went to the shops for some biscuits, but had become sidetracked and had not returned home for several hours, whereupon he opened the fridge to find Capt. Doobie's body.
Captain Doobie was believed by many area residents to be conducting extensive experiments into cryogenic freezing. Mr Slim however stated, "I should never have let him purchase a fridge named 'Carbonite'."
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