Monday, May 14, 2007

I Don't Mean To Get All Political, But...

I Don't Mean To Get All Political, But...

I'm not sure if Robert Mugabe, Dictator of Zimbabwe, reads this blog, but in case he does, i've got Something To Say.
Mr Mugabe: Before you continue your long-winded polemic against Australia for not sending our cricket team over to whip your dusty little shithole country's arse, please be aware that the Australian military arsenal still contains 300 cruise missiles, and 30 F-111s. Incidentally, these F-111s are the same airframes that the yanks used to bomb Colonel Gadaffi all to fuck, because we bought them afterwards.

Some might accuse me of advocating gunboat diplomacy here but hey, why else do we own gunboats?

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