If I were a rich man, it is my supreme hope that I would be like Thurston Powell the Third. This is, quite simply, just what a real millionaire should look, sound and act like.
I'm sure that you, like me, are sick to death of the cashed-up 'elite' of this world. Paris Hilton, Rupert Murdoch, Kerry Packer etc. Take it from me, if you were to clumsily carry an armful of coconut cream pies past them and accidentally trip, there wouldn't be a one-liner or snappy comeback from any of them. It makes me sick that there isn't some sort of finishing school. White pants, a double-breasted navy blue sports jacket and a cravat. I'd like to see Bernie Ecclesone in that!
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