Random Doobings

Captain Doobie rushed into the loungeroom and ran in front of the TV, blocking Goodtime Slim's view of Hogan's Heroes.
"I've just had a brilliant idea!" he exclaimed.
Goodtime Slim sighed. "What is it this time?"
Captain Doobie pulled up a footstool and sat down excitedly. "You'll love this," he said, "Spray painted cows! Think about it! For a small fee, we can spraypaint a company logo onto cows on the side of the road! Companies will be lining up for a piece of the action! We'll be rich!"

Goodtime Slim scowled. "That is the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard."
Naturally, Captain Doobie was somewhat stung by this rebuke. "No it isn't," he snapped back, "The most ridiculous thing you've ever heard was when someone said "Oh, what a lovely job you've done of this. The next time I need it done again i'll most certainly call for you'."

Goodtime Slim glowered at him. "That's a lie!" he spat back, "I've never heard that in my life!"