Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Random Twattings

Random Twattings

My next novel is likely to tell the story of one Lieutenant Twatt, who has been frozen in the Antarctic ice since 1907 and thawed out by a scientific team in 2007. Lieutenant Twatt survives, and through an obscure loophole is made head of the Royal Australian Navy. What's more, a terrorist strike suddenly makes him Chief of all Military Staff. He then has to hunt the terrorists and stop a major attack on Australia. Here's some dialogue:

Twatt: Run that past me again. You say this is 2007?
Aide: Yes.
Twatt: I've been frozen for one hundred years and only just now thawed out?
Aide: Right again.
Twatt: And i'm the head of the military.
Aide: Um, yes, but...
Twatt: And we're at war with Prussia?
Aide: No!
Twatt: Trust me, if i'm head of the military, we're at war with Prussia.

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